How to kill a Lion

Infosys Method:
1. Hire a lion
2. Send him for training in Mysore and make him feel like the KING OF THE JUNGLE.
3. Make him take a ‘Generic Compree Exam’…………LION TURNS INTO CAT
4. Make him take a ‘Stream Compree Exam’………….CAT TURNS INTO A MOUSE
5. Send him into production which has nothing to do with what he was trained for.
6. MOUSE RUNS HERE AND THERE FOR HELP!!!
7. Send him mails telling about mandatory certifications.
8. MOUSE COMMITS SUICIDE.

TCS method:
1. Hire a lion
2. Give him hell a lot of work and pay him government salary
3. Lion dies of hunger and frustration

IBM’s metbod:
1. Hire a lion, give him a pink slip in an hour …
2. He dies of unemployment…

Wipro Method:
1. Hire a Lion
2. Give him a mail Id.
3. He will die recieving stupid mails all day……..!!!!

Cognizant Method:
1. Hire a lion… ask him to stay for late nights but give him no work to do.
2. Give him gobi 65 to eat again and again.
3. Hire 100 more lions but do not increase the space to sit
4. Give them same gobi 65 to eat
5. Hire 200 more……. and more …….

Accenture Method:
1. Hire a lion….
2. Send him to chennai, India
3. Ask him to stay on bench for a long time
4. Ask him to eat idli, Dosa and Vada
5. No hindi, kannada or no other languages speaking ppl other than TAMIL…
6. No good food, No water..
7. And say him “Go Ahead be a Tiger”.
8. Lion dies in confusion... he is Tiger or lion……