Pappu: What sort of woman is ur wife?
Friend: She's an angel
Pappu:U r lucky।mine's still alive.
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What is marriage
MARRIAGE - A contract in which a boy loses his bachelor's degree & girl gets her master's degree..
Define Life Insurance
LIFE INSURANCE - A contract that keeps u poor all of ur life so that u can die rich.
Life's heaviest burden
A youth was questioning a lonely old man-
"What is life's heaviest burden?"
The old man replied very sadly: "To have nothing to carry"
"What is life's heaviest burden?"
The old man replied very sadly: "To have nothing to carry"
FM in mobile
Once Rajnikant played FM in mobile. 1 Alien came at RAJNI's home from some galaxy n requested -मेरे लड़के का बोर्ड एक्जाम है,थोडा धीरे बजाओ न.
Give me 12
Girl on valentine day in card shop:
I need a card which says "I love you , and only you "
Shop owner - "yes we have"
Girl - "Give me 12 "
I need a card which says "I love you , and only you "
Shop owner - "yes we have"
Girl - "Give me 12 "
How is your results?
Father:If u failed in exams again,don't call me "DAD"
After some days
Father:How is your results?
Pappu :Sorry yaar BABULAL, i failed again....
After some days
Father:How is your results?
Pappu :Sorry yaar BABULAL, i failed again....
Two situations
Anything is valuable only in two situations:
1st-Before getting it.
2nd-After loosing it.
In between u don't realise the value...
1st-Before getting it.
2nd-After loosing it.
In between u don't realise the value...
Creation is always quiet
A seed while growing makes no sound,
A tree while faling make huge noise,
destruction is noisy,creation is always quiet,
B quiet
B creative
A tree while faling make huge noise,
destruction is noisy,creation is always quiet,
B quiet
B creative
Sign of maturity
The sign of maturity is not when we start speaking big things. But, Actually it is,when we start understanding small things...
True guidance is like...
True guidance is like a small lamp in a dark tunnel. It doesn't show everything at once, but gives enough light for the next step to be safe..
Prepare separate bills
Boy:I LOVE YOU
Girl:I don't
Boy:Think again
Girl:I don't
Boy:Waiter , prepare separate bills.
Girl:Ok baba,I LOVE YOU-I LOVE YOU .
Girl:I don't
Boy:Think again
Girl:I don't
Boy:Waiter , prepare separate bills.
Girl:Ok baba,I LOVE YOU-I LOVE YOU .
What is education?
2 sction56(b) of Student Act- 1932, Its d proces of wasting 1/4th of ur lyf in learning how to waste d remaining 3/4th.
An ordinary day.
It was an ordinary day & I was doing my work when something suddenly made me think of you so I paused for a moment & smiled.....
It was no longer an ordinary day.
It was no longer an ordinary day.
Friend is like a pillow
A frnd is like a pillow, U can hug it in happiness, cry on it in pain, n lay head on it when tired.
So when U need a friend, either U buy a PILLOW or contact 'ME'!
So when U need a friend, either U buy a PILLOW or contact 'ME'!
Photo of your wife
Always keep a photo of your wife in your wallet. Look at it when you r in trouble.
u'll feel that no other problem cud be bigger than this one.
u'll feel that no other problem cud be bigger than this one.
Your face somewhere
Santa - "Haven't I seen your face somewhere else?"
Pappu - " I don't think so. It's always been between my ears."
Pappu - " I don't think so. It's always been between my ears."
Please darling
Boyfriend: Please darling, whisper those three little words that make me walk on air.
Girlfriend: Go hang yourself.
Girlfriend: Go hang yourself.
Kareena Kapoor
Judge: Anything you say in this court will be held against you.
Prisoner: Kareena Kapoor.
Prisoner: Kareena Kapoor.
meaning of WIFE
Husband (To wife): Do you know the meaning of WIFE...... it means... without information fighting every-time!
Wife (On hearing this): It could also means with Idiot For Ever.
Wife (On hearing this): It could also means with Idiot For Ever.
Past tense of THINK
Pappu finished his English exam and came out. His friends asked him how he did his exam.
Pappu- Exam was okay, but for the past tense of THINK, I thought....thought and ...thought.... and at last I wrote THUNK!!
Pappu- Exam was okay, but for the past tense of THINK, I thought....thought and ...thought.... and at last I wrote THUNK!!
and salary Indian.
Heaven is: When you have a German Car, American salary, Chinese food & Indian wife.
Hell is: When the Car is Chinese, food is German, wife is American and salary Indian!!!
Hell is: When the Car is Chinese, food is German, wife is American and salary Indian!!!
Stress & tension
Q. Do you know the differnce between stress & tension?
A. Stress is when your wife is pregnant. Tension is when your secretary is pregnant.
A. Stress is when your wife is pregnant. Tension is when your secretary is pregnant.
Most important things
Good morning....
Have u done two of the most important things when you woke up today?
1) Pray, so that u may live....
2) Take a bath-so that others may live too!
Have u done two of the most important things when you woke up today?
1) Pray, so that u may live....
2) Take a bath-so that others may live too!
I got married
Two frnds talking:
Hey, I got married!
Oh, dats gud!
No, dats bad. She's ugly!
Oh, dats gud!
No, dats bad. She's rich!
Oh, dats gud!
No, dats bad! She won't give me a rupee.
Oh, dats bad!
No, dats gud! She bought me a big house!
Oh, dats gud.
No, dats bad! the house burn down!
Oh, dats bad.
No, dats gud! She was in it.....
Hey, I got married!
Oh, dats gud!
No, dats bad. She's ugly!
Oh, dats gud!
No, dats bad. She's rich!
Oh, dats gud!
No, dats bad! She won't give me a rupee.
Oh, dats bad!
No, dats gud! She bought me a big house!
Oh, dats gud.
No, dats bad! the house burn down!
Oh, dats bad.
No, dats gud! She was in it.....
HAPPY TEDDY DAY
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Here is chotu sa, motu sa, golu sa teddy bear 4 u.
WISHING U HAPPY TEDDY DAY.
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Here is chotu sa, motu sa, golu sa teddy bear 4 u.
WISHING U HAPPY TEDDY DAY.
Happy Rose Day
@>-'--,--
@>-'--,--
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3 roses 4 my dear frnd.....
4 d trust, joy n long life of our frndship.....
keep them safe.....
Happy Rose Day!.....
@>-'--,--
@>-'--,--
3 roses 4 my dear frnd.....
4 d trust, joy n long life of our frndship.....
keep them safe.....
Happy Rose Day!.....
Why do men more
Why do men more often than women?
Bcoz women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure...
Bcoz women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure...
I kiss my wife
Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about you?
Banta: Me too, after you leave.
Banta: Me too, after you leave.
Man and dolphin
What is resemblance between a man and a dolphin?
They both seem intelligent, but it has not been proven yet!!!
They both seem intelligent, but it has not been proven yet!!!
A person can live
Scientist are trying to figure out how long a person can live without BRAIN......
Plzzz........
Plzzz.......Plzzz.......Plzzz.......
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tell them ur age......
Plzzz........
Plzzz.......Plzzz.......Plzzz.......
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tell them ur age......
Husbands are funny
Husbands r funny creatures!!
They don't kiss their wives for years and then they shoot the man who does!
They don't kiss their wives for years and then they shoot the man who does!
Changed my mind...
Friend: I've changed my mind.....
Pappu: Excellent, so does the new one work better?
Pappu: Excellent, so does the new one work better?
Pose for a photograph
U have 3 second to pose for a photograph.
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Developing....
Plz wait....
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Wow! So cute.
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Developing....
Plz wait....
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Wow! So cute.
1 heart 2 eyes
1 heart
2 eyes
7 liter blood
206 bones
4.5 million red cells
60 trillion D N A”S…
All wishing you a very very
HAPPY DIWALI!
2 eyes
7 liter blood
206 bones
4.5 million red cells
60 trillion D N A”S…
All wishing you a very very
HAPPY DIWALI!
I gonna divorce my wife
Santa and Banta are sitting in boat fishing, drinking beer and smoking cigarettes.
When out of the blue Santa says,
“I think I’m gonna divorce my wife, she ain’t spoke to me in over a month.”
Banta sips his beer and says, “Better think over, women like that are hard to find.”
When out of the blue Santa says,
“I think I’m gonna divorce my wife, she ain’t spoke to me in over a month.”
Banta sips his beer and says, “Better think over, women like that are hard to find.”
Direction of ur dreams
GO confidently in the Direction of ur dreams. Live the life you have imagined.
Dream is the driving force, so move forward and get up to achive your dreams.
- Henry David Thoreau
Dream is the driving force, so move forward and get up to achive your dreams.
- Henry David Thoreau
Learn frm everyone....
Best lesson for life :
"Listen to everyone & Learn frm everyone....
Because Nobody knows everything, But everyone knows something......"
"Listen to everyone & Learn frm everyone....
Because Nobody knows everything, But everyone knows something......"
It happens dear
Its very easy to hurt someone & say "SORRY"
But,
Its Really very difficult to get hurt & say "It happens dear, forget it"
But,
Its Really very difficult to get hurt & say "It happens dear, forget it"
Anybody on MOBILE
Knock! Knock!
Anybody on MOBILE?
Delievery for U.
A cute Teddy
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saying Good morning
Anybody on MOBILE?
Delievery for U.
A cute Teddy
() ()
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( " ; ")
,@@@
(,,)=(")
@@@
(" "), ,, (" ")
"@@@
saying Good morning
Offensive to men
There are only two letter words that are offensive to men- "don't" and "stop",
unless they are used together!!
unless they are used together!!
For more JOKES
Don't stand too much in front of MIRROR .
Even the Mirror will fall in love with U,
Bcoz u r so cute.
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For more JOKES recharge Rs.44/- month to my number.....
Even the Mirror will fall in love with U,
Bcoz u r so cute.
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For more JOKES recharge Rs.44/- month to my number.....
Needles of clock
Good Relations r like needles of clock,
They only meet for sometime but always stay connected.....
They only meet for sometime but always stay connected.....
Learn from water
Lovely thing to learn from water.
"Adjust yourself in every situation & in any shape".
But Most importantly, Always find out your "Own way to flow".
"Adjust yourself in every situation & in any shape".
But Most importantly, Always find out your "Own way to flow".
What is Excellence
"Excellence" is a drive from inside, not outside. Excellence is not for someone else to notice but for your own satisfaction and efficiency
All winners
All winners do not have to be hard worker, But every hard worker surely one day become a winner. Always do the best.........
Exam watch
The probability of a topic coming in exam increases exponentially, If one decides to leave the topic completely.
Behaviour decides
Time decides whom u meet in life,
Your heart decides whom u want in life,
but your behaviour decides who will stay in ur life.
Your heart decides whom u want in life,
but your behaviour decides who will stay in ur life.
Real affection
Missing someone when you r alone is not affection....
but thinking of someone even when u r busy is called real affection.
but thinking of someone even when u r busy is called real affection.
Smile sample
Always SMILE ok?
Bcoz your smile is so Attractive and so nice.
Now show me a sample
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oye hoye
so cute....
Bcoz your smile is so Attractive and so nice.
Now show me a sample
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oye hoye
so cute....
Like a pearl
If a drop of a water falls in lake there is no identity,
but if it falls on a leaf of lotus it shine like a pearl,
so choose best place where u would shine....
but if it falls on a leaf of lotus it shine like a pearl,
so choose best place where u would shine....
What is Birthday?
What is Birthday?
Its the one and only day in ur life in which, when u cried , your mother was smiling......
Its the one and only day in ur life in which, when u cried , your mother was smiling......
Sign of maturity
The sign of maturity is not when we start speaking big things.
But,
Actually it is, understanding small things.....!
But,
Actually it is, understanding small things.....!
Like branded cloths
EGO & ATTITUDE are like Branded clothes. Its important that u hav it, But its not necessary that you show it.
ONION prices
ONION prices increased. SHARAD PAWAR says -"should STOP using onion"
We are waiting for Mr. PAWAR to become TEXTILE MINISTER.
We are waiting for Mr. PAWAR to become TEXTILE MINISTER.
Full Form of A B C D E F G
A
Boy
Can
Do
Everything
For
Girl
Reverse
Girl
Forgets
Everthing
Done &
Catch new
Boy
Again..
Boy
Can
Do
Everything
For
Girl
Reverse
Girl
Forgets
Everthing
Done &
Catch new
Boy
Again..
Like a washing machine
Hard times are like a washing machine, they twist, turn & knock us around, but in the end we come out cleaner, brighter & better than before !!
Spelling mistake.
Height of oh shit situation....!!
A guy takes blade n writes his girlfriend's name on his forearms
A guy takes blade n writes his girlfriend's name on his forearms
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& & ??????
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makes a spelling mistake.....!!
& & ??????
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makes a spelling mistake.....!!
Friendship ends when
Smile stops when we close the lips.
Dreams ends when we open the eyes.
Love ends when we stop believing.
But friendship ends when we stop Disturbing.....!
Dreams ends when we open the eyes.
Love ends when we stop believing.
But friendship ends when we stop Disturbing.....!
Lovely relation
Lovely times of our life will not return back forever. But the lovely relation & the missing memories of friend will saty in the heart FOREVER.
Stone in d lake
Hurting someone who realy cares for u is as easy as throwing stone in d lake
but d amazin thing is that u never know how deep dat stone went.....
but d amazin thing is that u never know how deep dat stone went.....
Bells r ringing
Bells r ringing the wishes of CHRISTMAS,
the flying snow flakes sending most sincere blessings to U.
$ HAPPY$ CHRISTMAS$$$.
the flying snow flakes sending most sincere blessings to U.
$ HAPPY$ CHRISTMAS$$$.
Mary X'MAS
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This XMAS TREE just 4 U,:'*':,
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It Brings Hope, Joy, Love, Happiness & Peace 2 u.....
X'MAs & NEW YEAR WISHES........
Save the Tiger.......
Once there was a fight between Me and Tiger........
I Ran away......
U know why?
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Save the Tiger.......
Only 1411 are left.
Otherwise u know me. :)
I Ran away......
U know why?
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Save the Tiger.......
Only 1411 are left.
Otherwise u know me. :)
3 easy ways to die
3 easy ways to die early:-
1. smoke daily u'll die 10 yrs early....
2. drink daily u,ll die 20 yrs early.....
but
3. love someone "truly" u'll die daily......
1. smoke daily u'll die 10 yrs early....
2. drink daily u,ll die 20 yrs early.....
but
3. love someone "truly" u'll die daily......
Third Dimension
Every situation has 3 dimensions
My views (what i see),
Other views (what other wrongly say),
& The truth.
success goes with the one who follows Third Dimension and don't listen others views......
My views (what i see),
Other views (what other wrongly say),
& The truth.
success goes with the one who follows Third Dimension and don't listen others views......
Hot coffee...
Sun is waiting to see ur face......!
Trees r waiting to give u fresh air......!
Hot coffee is waiting to taste ur lips.....!
My sms waiting to say U.......
Good Morning......
Trees r waiting to give u fresh air......!
Hot coffee is waiting to taste ur lips.....!
My sms waiting to say U.......
Good Morning......
Bermuda Triangle
One day Rajnikant lost his shorts (halfpant) somewhere in Atlantic ocean........
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Today dat place is known as "Bermuda Triangle".
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Today dat place is known as "Bermuda Triangle".
Marriage age
Santa- Why has the government fixed voting age as 18 years and marriage age as 21 years?
Banta- Government ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin bivi ko nhi.....
Banta- Government ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin bivi ko nhi.....
Space for third person..
Third person never create any misunderstanding between two peoples.
But.....
Misunderstanding between two people creates space for third person......
But.....
Misunderstanding between two people creates space for third person......
Some nice feelings
Some nice feelings when u realized that you are valued for sum1,
when u get ready and someone says that you are looking good,
when everyone got their ice cream cups except you and someone give you 1's own cup,
when someone knows your fav songs n play only those songs when you are around,
when someone call you n text you for no reason,
when someone is excited to see you every time,
so whenever you find that sum one.....Never leave that person.
when u get ready and someone says that you are looking good,
when everyone got their ice cream cups except you and someone give you 1's own cup,
when someone knows your fav songs n play only those songs when you are around,
when someone call you n text you for no reason,
when someone is excited to see you every time,
so whenever you find that sum one.....Never leave that person.
Tip for Lifetime
Tip for Lifetime: Try to pretend to yourself that you are Happy...........
Slowly it becomes your Habbit & Finally it becomes your character....!!
Slowly it becomes your Habbit & Finally it becomes your character....!!
FINANCIAL SECURITY
7 facts about gals:
1.Most important thing for gals is FINANCIAL SECURITY!
2. Although this is important, they still go out & buy expensive clothes!
3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have anything to wear!
4. Although they never have nothing to wear, they always dress beautifully!
5. Although they always dress beautifully, they are never satisfied!
6. Although they are never satisfied, they still expect guys to compliment them!
7. Although they expect guys to compliment them, when they do, they don't believe them!
1.Most important thing for gals is FINANCIAL SECURITY!
2. Although this is important, they still go out & buy expensive clothes!
3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have anything to wear!
4. Although they never have nothing to wear, they always dress beautifully!
5. Although they always dress beautifully, they are never satisfied!
6. Although they are never satisfied, they still expect guys to compliment them!
7. Although they expect guys to compliment them, when they do, they don't believe them!
Dream & Aim
There is only 1 difference between Dream & Aim.
Dream requires soundless sleep 2 see them while Aim requires sleepless efforts to achieve them.......
Dream requires soundless sleep 2 see them while Aim requires sleepless efforts to achieve them.......
Low waist Nappy
Height of fashion:
"A 1 year old pappu goes to a Huggies outlet centre asking..............
Guess??
"Dude, Low waist Nappy aaya Kya.....??"
"A 1 year old pappu goes to a Huggies outlet centre asking..............
Guess??
"Dude, Low waist Nappy aaya Kya.....??"
Sharing problems
"Sharing problems & asking for help doesn't mean that we r weak or incompetent...."
It usually indicates an advanced level of Trust between 2....!
It usually indicates an advanced level of Trust between 2....!
Art of living
Living in the favorable N unfavorable situation is called Part of living.
But, smiling in all those situations is called Art of living.
But, smiling in all those situations is called Art of living.
get a hichki
To,
The Khas log,
In My Heart
Sub- i miss u lot.
oye,
I beg 2 say tht, Im alon just hving ur memories, So kindly Miss me so tht I can get a hichki.
The Khas log,
In My Heart
Sub- i miss u lot.
oye,
I beg 2 say tht, Im alon just hving ur memories, So kindly Miss me so tht I can get a hichki.
Who was the Mahatma Gandhi
Generation 2050:
Teacher:- Who was the Mahatma Gandhi?
Pappu :- He was one of the greatest "SHIRT LESS" hero who helped munna bhai to impress his girlfrnd.
Teacher:- Who was the Mahatma Gandhi?
Pappu :- He was one of the greatest "SHIRT LESS" hero who helped munna bhai to impress his girlfrnd.
Morning is perfect time
Morning is a perfect
"Time
"2 Pray"
"2 Love"
"2 Care"
"2 Smile"
"2 Relax"
And "Thank 2 god"
4 giving us 1 more day.
GOOD MORNING.......
"Time
"2 Pray"
"2 Love"
"2 Care"
"2 Smile"
"2 Relax"
And "Thank 2 god"
4 giving us 1 more day.
GOOD MORNING.......
A frnd can do
U $hud hv atleast sm1.....
:-)Who calls ur name wid weird pronouncingz!
:-P who teasez u by a gal/boy u hate!
:- O Who mkz $tupid noisez wen u r talkin 2 ur parentz on phone!
:- O Who'll do nethin 2 gt a party frm u!
B-) Who wishez u a happy b'de on ur ex gf/bf'z b'de!
:- D Who arguez wid u ovr nethin tht u do wrong!
;-(Who calls ur Nokia/Moto,a china phone Loudly in public!
:- * Who wont let u walk home alone!
B-) Who'll think ur tiffin, fridge n wallet his/ her own!
;-) Who $milez n mkz u $mile though he/she iz upset!
:-))))) Who u knw wil b thr 4 u wenevr u need him/her!
Only a Frnd can do things.....!!
:-)Who calls ur name wid weird pronouncingz!
:-P who teasez u by a gal/boy u hate!
:- O Who mkz $tupid noisez wen u r talkin 2 ur parentz on phone!
:- O Who'll do nethin 2 gt a party frm u!
B-) Who wishez u a happy b'de on ur ex gf/bf'z b'de!
:- D Who arguez wid u ovr nethin tht u do wrong!
;-(Who calls ur Nokia/Moto,a china phone Loudly in public!
:- * Who wont let u walk home alone!
B-) Who'll think ur tiffin, fridge n wallet his/ her own!
;-) Who $milez n mkz u $mile though he/she iz upset!
:-))))) Who u knw wil b thr 4 u wenevr u need him/her!
Only a Frnd can do things.....!!
Candle for an hour
Sun glows for a day,
Candle for an hour,
Matchstick for a minute,
But a good day can glow forever,
So start ur day with a smile.
Candle for an hour,
Matchstick for a minute,
But a good day can glow forever,
So start ur day with a smile.
Learning foreign language
Mouse was going wid its kids.
CAT jumped in front of dem.
Mouse shouted-"BHOW BHOW"
Cat ran away.....
Thats d advantage of learning foreign language.....
CAT jumped in front of dem.
Mouse shouted-"BHOW BHOW"
Cat ran away.....
Thats d advantage of learning foreign language.....
chemistry knowledge
Test ur chemistry knowledge:
Which deadly weapon can be made with Tungston, Iodine & Iron....??
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....WIFE [W+I+Fe].
Which deadly weapon can be made with Tungston, Iodine & Iron....??
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....WIFE [W+I+Fe].
INTERESTING MOMENTS......
Tryin hard 2 find d mobile wen its in silent mode.
Havin sum text on ur mob dat u nvr want 2 delete.
Restartin d song wen u mis ur most favourite line.
Evrythng else becmin mst intrstng wen its xam tym.
B4 starting any chapter countin d no. of pages.
Enjoyin d momnt wen some 1 interupts d clas 4 an imp announcemnt.
Shoutin 'sirrr' wen its 10 mins b4 break.
D moment wen we feel smilin is far better than explainin why you are sad.
Seriously lyf is better wen u decide u dnt care watever strange happens.....
Havin sum text on ur mob dat u nvr want 2 delete.
Restartin d song wen u mis ur most favourite line.
Evrythng else becmin mst intrstng wen its xam tym.
B4 starting any chapter countin d no. of pages.
Enjoyin d momnt wen some 1 interupts d clas 4 an imp announcemnt.
Shoutin 'sirrr' wen its 10 mins b4 break.
D moment wen we feel smilin is far better than explainin why you are sad.
Seriously lyf is better wen u decide u dnt care watever strange happens.....
Next to my wife
Santa looked in the mirror & said: Seems I've seen him some where.
Then he says: Oh yes! He's the same bastard who was standing next to my wife.
Then he says: Oh yes! He's the same bastard who was standing next to my wife.
China and Pakistan
Q: Why India's enemies China and Pakistan are in north??
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Cool hello
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with
this
cool
hello
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just
want
to
wish
u
a
Nice & Lovely
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MORNING
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:,,: :,,: ELLO
with
this
cool
hello
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Nice & Lovely
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MORNING
My health drink
Cat: how old r u?
Cow: 5 years
Cat: But u luk big.
Cow: I'm a complan girl.
Cat: I'm 30
Cow: U look so small.
Cat: JHANDU KESARI JEVAN, BADTI UMR MANO THAM SI JAYE.
Cow: 5 years
Cat: But u luk big.
Cow: I'm a complan girl.
Cat: I'm 30
Cow: U look so small.
Cat: JHANDU KESARI JEVAN, BADTI UMR MANO THAM SI JAYE.
U are born
U are born without anything but u die with ur name.
So that name must not be a word. It must be a history.
-: by chanakya
So that name must not be a word. It must be a history.
-: by chanakya
Mother Teresa said
" If u cannot love a person whom u see, then how can u love god whom u never seen. "
- Mother Teresa
- Mother Teresa
How to kill a Lion
Infosys Method:
1. Hire a lion
2. Send him for training in Mysore and make him feel like the KING OF THE JUNGLE.
3. Make him take a ‘Generic Compree Exam’…………LION TURNS INTO CAT
4. Make him take a ‘Stream Compree Exam’………….CAT TURNS INTO A MOUSE
5. Send him into production which has nothing to do with what he was trained for.
6. MOUSE RUNS HERE AND THERE FOR HELP!!!
7. Send him mails telling about mandatory certifications.
8. MOUSE COMMITS SUICIDE.
TCS method:
1. Hire a lion
2. Give him hell a lot of work and pay him government salary
3. Lion dies of hunger and frustration
IBM’s metbod:
1. Hire a lion, give him a pink slip in an hour …
2. He dies of unemployment…
Wipro Method:
1. Hire a Lion
2. Give him a mail Id.
3. He will die recieving stupid mails all day……..!!!!
Cognizant Method:
1. Hire a lion… ask him to stay for late nights but give him no work to do.
2. Give him gobi 65 to eat again and again.
3. Hire 100 more lions but do not increase the space to sit
4. Give them same gobi 65 to eat
5. Hire 200 more……. and more …….
Accenture Method:
1. Hire a lion….
2. Send him to chennai, India
3. Ask him to stay on bench for a long time
4. Ask him to eat idli, Dosa and Vada
5. No hindi, kannada or no other languages speaking ppl other than TAMIL…
6. No good food, No water..
7. And say him “Go Ahead be a Tiger”.
8. Lion dies in confusion... he is Tiger or lion……
1. Hire a lion
2. Send him for training in Mysore and make him feel like the KING OF THE JUNGLE.
3. Make him take a ‘Generic Compree Exam’…………LION TURNS INTO CAT
4. Make him take a ‘Stream Compree Exam’………….CAT TURNS INTO A MOUSE
5. Send him into production which has nothing to do with what he was trained for.
6. MOUSE RUNS HERE AND THERE FOR HELP!!!
7. Send him mails telling about mandatory certifications.
8. MOUSE COMMITS SUICIDE.
TCS method:
1. Hire a lion
2. Give him hell a lot of work and pay him government salary
3. Lion dies of hunger and frustration
IBM’s metbod:
1. Hire a lion, give him a pink slip in an hour …
2. He dies of unemployment…
Wipro Method:
1. Hire a Lion
2. Give him a mail Id.
3. He will die recieving stupid mails all day……..!!!!
Cognizant Method:
1. Hire a lion… ask him to stay for late nights but give him no work to do.
2. Give him gobi 65 to eat again and again.
3. Hire 100 more lions but do not increase the space to sit
4. Give them same gobi 65 to eat
5. Hire 200 more……. and more …….
Accenture Method:
1. Hire a lion….
2. Send him to chennai, India
3. Ask him to stay on bench for a long time
4. Ask him to eat idli, Dosa and Vada
5. No hindi, kannada or no other languages speaking ppl other than TAMIL…
6. No good food, No water..
7. And say him “Go Ahead be a Tiger”.
8. Lion dies in confusion... he is Tiger or lion……
Full form of MBNP
What is full form of MBNP?
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nahi pata?
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M-mujhe
B-bhi
N-nhi
P-pata
I m very intelligent
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nahi pata?
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M-mujhe
B-bhi
N-nhi
P-pata
I m very intelligent
Happy Republic Day
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Happy Republic Day,
Jai Hind
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Happy Republic Day,
Jai Hind
life का best time
आपकी life का best time,
जब आप अपने दोस्त को बोले-"yes I'm fine......"
और वो दोस्त आपकी आँखों में देख कर बोले "चल अब बता क्या problem है?
जब आप अपने दोस्त को बोले-"yes I'm fine......"
और वो दोस्त आपकी आँखों में देख कर बोले "चल अब बता क्या problem है?
A beautiful day
Attention Please!
Passengers in sweet dream airlines are requested to open there eyes,
the flight is landing at b'ful day.
Gud Morning!
Passengers in sweet dream airlines are requested to open there eyes,
the flight is landing at b'ful day.
Gud Morning!
mouse trap
प्रेमी-"सुंदर औरत कभी किसी का पीछा नही करती|"
प्रेमिका-"क्यों?"
प्रेमी-"क्या तुमने कभी किसी चूहेदानी को चूहे के पीछे भागते देखा है?"
प्रेमिका-"क्यों?"
प्रेमी-"क्या तुमने कभी किसी चूहेदानी को चूहे के पीछे भागते देखा है?"
colors of life
A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks,
White 2 ur teeth,
Pink color 2 ur lips and
Silver color 2 ur eyes,
So keep smiling and enjoy the colors of life.
White 2 ur teeth,
Pink color 2 ur lips and
Silver color 2 ur eyes,
So keep smiling and enjoy the colors of life.
Strong construction..
Seconds of introduction,
Minutes of discussion,
Hours of attraction,
Days of interaction,
Years of satisfaction,
Makes friendship a strong construction.
Minutes of discussion,
Hours of attraction,
Days of interaction,
Years of satisfaction,
Makes friendship a strong construction.
one in million
You r sweet, cute & an Ultra-dynamic Personality,
You r one in a million with a Golden Heart.....!!
For more joke stand in front of the mirror.
You r one in a million with a Golden Heart.....!!
For more joke stand in front of the mirror.
Salute the Nation
Freedom in Mind,
Faith in words,
Pride in our Heart,
Memories in our souls,
Lets Salute the Nation on REPUBLIC DAY.
Jai Hind Jai Bharat......
Faith in words,
Pride in our Heart,
Memories in our souls,
Lets Salute the Nation on REPUBLIC DAY.
Jai Hind Jai Bharat......
Onion price
For the first time in the history of mankind
Need,
Comfort and
Luxury
are sold at the same price in India!
Onion Rs.65,
Petrol Rs.65,
Beer Rs.65.....
Need,
Comfort and
Luxury
are sold at the same price in India!
Onion Rs.65,
Petrol Rs.65,
Beer Rs.65.....
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