Santa solved a puzzle

Santa bought a puzzle game. He took "8 months" to finish it....!
He was so Proud of himself b'coz at the side of box it was written "For 2-3 yrs"!!!

Friends never leave

@ 10 years of age u consider parents and friends as best.
@ 20 u feel friends and ur lover r best.
@ 30 u feel ur friends and ur life partner r best.
@ 40 u feel ur friends and ur kids r best.
@50 u feel ur friends and relatives r best.
@ 60 and even till ur death u feel ur friend is the best.
People may leave you in any part of life.
But, friends never leave u @ all!!!
"FRIENDS R FOREVER"

Colour to a BLIND

Lovely message:
"A Person who can explain the meaning of colour to a BLIND. That person can explain anything in LIFE......"

Genuine reply

A man give 50 Rupee as tip 2 the waiter.
Waiter:Yesterday your son give 500 Rupee tip and u are giving only 50?
Genuine reply by man: He is the son of a millionaire, I m d son of a farmer.

Human and God

One of the basic difference between GOD and HUMAN is -
God gives, gives, gives and FORGIVES.
But HUMAN gets, gets, gets and FORGETS !!

What is a line?

Maths Teacher: What is a line?
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Pappu genius answered: A line is a dot, going for a walk !!!

Life becomes celebration

If u think positively:
sound becomes music,
movement becomes dance,
smile becomes laughter,
mind becomes meditation,
and Life becomes celebration".

Needs 2 Bottles

Plz pass dis SMS:
A handsome boy named MONU wid Blood group O+ needs 2 Bottles of coke wid 1 large Pizza.....
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be hurry, I am hungry......

always Beautiful !!

Search a beautiful Heart,
but don't search a beautiful Face.
beautiful things are not always good,
But good things are always Beautiful !!

When u really need one

When u count ur best ones, dont count me.
When u count close ones, dont count me
But when u really need one
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call those
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Whoom u counted earlier ! ha ! ha ! ha !

Wait for Teachers!!!

A Pappu was asked 2 write a signboard for the traffic rules near a college campus
He wrote: "Drive Carefuly! Dont kill the students.
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Wait for the Teachers!!!

Rain postponed

Once Rajnikant was playing cricket during Monsoons
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then what.....???
Rain postponed due to match......

A one way road

Life is a one way road where u can see back, But u can't go Back.
So dont miss anything, Enjoy Every Moment of Life....

I am the boss

Boss hangs notice on his office door- "I am D boss, dont forget"
When he returns from lunch someone had written- "Ur wife called up she wants her notice board back."

"F" of Friend

L- Love
I- Imgination
F- Friends
E- Entertainment
"LIFE" will become, "LIE" if there is no "F" of Friend.

Yummy cups of tea

One day mom was out, Dad was in charge of 3 yrs old daughter playing with her new Tea set.
Dad was engrossed in the news when she brought a little cup of Tea which was jst water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yumy tea mom came home.
Dad made her wait 2 watch d lil lady bring him a cup of tea. Mom watched patiently and then asked the proud dad -
"Have you realized that the only place she can reach to get water is the Toilet Seat."

Password is incorrect

Intelligent Santa changed all of his passwords to 'INCORRECT'.
Why ?
So that ever he forgets, d computer will automatically remind 'ur password is incorrect'.

a Fool outside

Think u r sitting in front of computer.
what computer will think, u know......?
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"Intel inside mental outside" . ha..ha..ha..
Wait dont laugh, joke is not over.
think u r standing in front of fridge.
what will fridge think, u know........?
"Cool inside fool outside" . now laugh.

Santa- Oh My God!

Santa settled in America.
One day Lady on phone -"I think U R D FATHER of 1 of my kids?"
Santa- Oh My God!
R U my First Second or last wife
Lady in Total Confusion - 'No, Sir I'm Class teacher of ur Son!'

A true mental case.

Smile to old means Respect
Smile to child mean Innocence
Smile to friend means Care
Smile in front of mobile,
a true mental case.
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are U still smiling!!

Life like Jurassic Park

My married life is so easy...Seems just like walking in the Park...
And
Park is like...
- Jurassic Park

An obedient DOBERMAN

How God, Tailor, Girlfriend & Wife are diffrerent?
- God makes man,
- Tailor makes him GENTLEMAN,
- GF makes him HE MAN &
- Wife makes him an obedient DOBERMAN!!

How to choose a spouse

Nobody teaches volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to arise,
Hurricanes to away around,,,,,
&
No one teaches how to choose a spouse......
Natural Disasters just Happen!!!

Will BUY Singapore!!

Give Narendra Modi next 5 years, he will MAKE Gujarat like Singapore.
Give Raja next 5 years, he & his family will BUY Singapore!!!!

Never try to understand

Shakespear said
If u want to b happy wid a man,luv him less & understand more and

If u want to b happy wid a woman, luv her more & never try to understand....

Second honeymoon

A couple went for their second honeymoon after five years of marriage.
The note outside their hotel room read-
'Do not disturb, we r already very disturbed'.

Before I die..

Touching Lines from one sided Lover:-
"Before I die,
I wish 2 Donate my blood 2u.
At least my blood cud enter ur heart where i cud not".......

Do you know English?

Santa: Do you know English?
Banta: Yes
Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI?
Banta: So simple Yaar... NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.

Pot having poison.

A clay pot having honey will be ranked higher than a golden pot having poison.
Not our outer glamour, but our inner virtues make us valuable!

I Get disturb

A Nice Quote By A Friend ...

"I Don't Care , When ...You Disturb Me,
But
I Get disturb, when.. You Don't Disturb Me"

Most beautiful angel…

It must have been a rainy day
when you were born,
but it wasn’t really rain,
the sky was crying because
it lost his most beautiful angel…
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

Indian GODS

Indian GODS r also I.T. Engineers

BRAHMA: system installer
VISNU: system supporter
SHIV: system programmer
NAARAD: Data transfer
YAM: Deleter
MENKA:Virus..

A shop of perfume

Company of good people is like walking in a shop of perfume.
Whether u buy it or not,u are bound to receive the fragrance...

My mom is right

All mother think their child is the most innocent child in the world.
but,

ONly my mom is right ...HA HA HA

Descide ur game..

Workers play football,
Manager play tennis,
n CEOs play golf..

Higher u go,ball goes smaller n u need a batter vision..

decide ur game..

Who killed Gandhiji?

Santa went 2 interview 4 CBI officer post.
Interviewer: Who killed Gandhiji?
Santa: Thanx 4 giving job sir.
I will start investigation soon.

In a blink of an eye

"Always feel free in telling wat u fell , wat u expect...
bcoz opportunities may b lost in a blink of an eye,
but regrets can last a life long..

Don't count me

When u count your best frnds,don't count me?
When u count close frnds,don't count me
but when u realy need a frnd,
"ab bula lo unko jinko pahle count kiya tha"..

I wish Joy..

I wish Joy, Harmony and
Prosperity on Ram Navami
for you and your Family...
Wishes on Ram Navami

Ramnavami

This day may bring
you Success and Happiness
Wish you a Very Happy
Ram Navami

Happy Ram Navami

May Lord Ram Shower
his blessings on you
and your Family
Happy Ram Navami

Sacred mantras

Let us pray sacred mantras
Shri Ram
Jai Ram
Jai Jai Ram
Blessings of Rama Navami
Happy Rama Navami

A "true care"

A very good relationship needs just two things.
A "little time" to be spent with them

A "true care" to be shown whenever needed...

Educated people

Educated ppl change themselves accroding to the situation,
But experienced ppl can change the situation according to them..

Monkeys thumb

A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms

so cheers..

A drink decreases 5 minute of life and a smile increases 10 minut of life,
MOral from this-
"Ek hasta hua sharabi kabhi nahi marta"
so cheers..