SANTA went to hospital

A Chinese was in hospital. SANTA went to meet him.

Chinese said “CHING CHONG, MOU. CHU CHA” & died.
SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,

and the meaning wwas:
.
.
.
" Put your leg off the oxygen pipe

Change the taste

Lion killed a panjabi in zoo.
Monkey asked to Lion : Why U killed him?
Lion : Just to change the taste. I like Panjabi food.

Delete the INTERNET..

This Msg. is being Sent in the Interest of Humanity-

"Guys Please Stop making Jokes on Rajnikant or else he will Delete the INTERNET.."..;-)

Johny Johny ...

Johny Johny .....Yes Papa....
Pvt Company....Yes Papa.....
Any Motivation...No Papa...
Many Tension.....Yes Papa.....
Do u Sleep well.....No Papa.....
Onsite Opportunity....No papa
Boss Ki Galiyan....Yes Papa.........
Increment .....Ha ha ha :)

I want my own wife

Pappu, after being shouted at by his mom (sitting sadly).
Dad asked : "What happened son?"
Pappu : "Dad, I can't handle your wife anymore! I want my own wife!

Person you trust

"'I Trust You' is a better compliment than 'I Love You' because you may not always trust the person you love but you can always love the person you trust."

life begins.....

If egg is broken by outside force, life ends..
If egg is broken by inside force, life begins..

Great things always begin fron inside,Trust urself.

How did God knew

I can’t find a reason why God gave U to me, but that is not the question to b asked;
May b the question is how did God knew that I needed a friend like U.

Frnds are my life...

A poor man says work is life..
A rich man says money is life..
A lover says love is life..
but..
I say frnds are my life...

How to obey orders..

Best Notice Board of one Restaurant:
"All our winters are married....
They Know how to obey orders....."

All doors r closed

Sometime we feel all doors r closed in our life..
But all the closed doors may not be locked,They may be waiting 4 your knock..

1st INDIAN to use 4G

que.-Who was 1st INDIAN to use 4G...?

sorry,

Every time it's not Rajnikant

Ans.-It's Anil kapoor
?
?
?
ag. og .lo .g suno g

What's Oxford?

Banta:What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
Banta:What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi

Start taking bath?

Santa: Doctor ,I was having fever two year back
Doctor: then?
Santa: I am just passing by, "Can I start taking bath?"

Where r u from?

Santa-Where r u from?
Banta-Panjab
Santa-Which part?
Banta-All of me.

Define polling booth?

It is a place where you waste ur time to decide,who's going to waste your money.

gud bye 2 U

1 day I may die
without sayng
gud bye 2 U!
Bt I'll never
4 get 2 say
THANK U!
Bcoz U have given me 1 of loveliest friendship ever in my life

LOVE IS LIKE ''MISSED CALL''. . .

LOVE IS LIKE ''MISSED CALL''. . .
IT STOPS WHEN U TRY 2 CATCH BUT FRIENDSHIP IS LIKE ''SMS''
BCOZ
IT COMES
&
STAYS INSIDE UR INBOX UNTILL U DELETE...

Why do you think

Why do you think i sms u?
Is it b,coz i care for you?
I miss u..?
I like you..?
I need u..?
NO
Because pareshan karne ke liye koi ek apna to chahiye na..!

Very simple, stop imagining

INTERVIEWER: Imagine that u r in a closed room & all doors & windows are closed. How can u escape if the room caught fire?
PAPPU:Very simple, stop imagining..

Height of jealousy

On hearing about a place called Santacruz in Mumbai...
Banta Singh is now in search of a place caled Bantacruz!!

My wife is left handed

Santa:Why is the right side of your face bandaged?
Banta:because my wife is left handed..

Manmohanji is not a.m.

Santa:I wonder why Manmohanji is not seen in the morning?
Banta: Oh! Papaji, because he is not a.m.

A TrueFriend can see

A TrueFriend can see that you are upset even though you have a huge smile on your face.

A true and caring relation

A true and caring relation doesn't have to speak loud, a soft sms is just enough to express the heartiest feelings. Enjoy the day.

I know u r so sweet.

C(“ “)
   “ “
 coffee for
You…
I mixed it with luv & happiness
Bt there is no sugar.
Because, I know u r so sweet.
Gud Mrng

"Nothing".......

" Definition of NOTHING"
Time doesn't wait for u & me,
Days pass & yrs change,
U miss ur loved ones,
U move away frm ur close ones,
Ur life changes, Frnds change,Ppl change
But ur heart has those precious moments
engraved in it whether u want it or not.
They r always there,
making u happy at sad times.
U think abt those happy days then smile
& whn smbdy asks the rsn for ur smile,
U just smile & say.
"Nothing".......

Rebirth of our life

Every mrng is d symbol of rebirth of our life,
So Forget all yesterday’s bad movements & make today B’utiful.
Gud mrng

Did u smile 2day?

Itz so common hearin.
How r u?
What r u doin?
Hw was ur day?
R U OK?
Wats up?
So, let me ask u smthng diffrnt-
Did u smile 2day?
If not, Do it now.

M in Face”book”:

An ordinary person will be with books,
But an extraordinary person will be in that book
Be an extraordinary person like m.
Yeah!
M in Face”book”:

Silence is d best ..

Best Lines:
“Silence is d best answer 4 all questions”.
&
“Smiling is d best reaction in all situations”.
BUT
Wt d HELL……
They don’t wrk
During
“INTERVIEW”.

Cracker For

Light For Ur Brightful Future;
Cracker For Ur Demolish Of Ur Failure;
Rangoli For Ur Colorful Life;
Happy Diwali..

Just to say good morning…

Hi, now i am coming to meet u…
in the way of sun light…
in the way of sweet breeze…
in the way of good wishes…
Just to say good morning…

Wonderful Holi

Bright colors, water balloons, lavish gujiyas and melodious songs are the ingredients of perfect Holi. Wish you a very happy and wonderful Holi.

Colors of happiness

May God gift you all the colors of life, colors of joy, colors of happiness, colors of friendship, colors of love and all other colors you want to paint in your life.
Happy Holi.

Holi Mazaa

Have u done 2 most important things 2day in morning ?

1) PRAY: so u may live &

2)TAKE A BATH:so others may live,
Bura na mano HOLI hai.....
”

Colourful Holi

Seeking Blessings and Making Wishes
Endeavoring all the special dishes
Have a Peaceful and Colourfull Holi

Have a great 2012

May the spirit of this holiday season fill your heart with love, peace and serenity.
Wishing you many wishes for the New Year.
Have a great 2012 ahead Happy New Year 2012

Friendship is a Rainbow

Friendship is a Rainbow between, Two hearts, sharing seven feelings:
1....Love
2....Happiness
3....Truth
4....Faith
5....Secret
6....Trust &
7....Sadness
Hope d Rainbow of our friendship remain 4ever

Shades of Happiness

Teasing Friends with a long run,
having loads and lots of fun.
May Holi brings Shades of Happiness in your Life
Happy Holi

Beautiful Holi message

Holi is the time to develop understanding and love for each other.
Expressing heartiest love by scribbling this beautiful Holi message.
Happy Holi

Enjoy every colour

Happy Holi !!
Enjoy every colour of Holi and u will get every happiness u desire. Hey, God is always with u. Enjoy every moment. Keep smiling.

This holi with you

Feeling lonely without u. I wish I could celebrate this holi with you.
Happy Holi. Enjoy yourself. Miss u.

Celebrate with colors

Happy holi to you and your family. Celebrate with colors and gujhiyas...
fly kites! Have Bhang.. Just like I am right now... Happy Holi once again.

Dipped Colors of Joy एंड...

Here I send you Rainbow message…
Dipped Colors of Joy and happiness,
Those will make your life even more colourful..

Happy Holi!!

Holi filled with sweet moments

Best wishes to you for a
Holi filled with sweet moments
and memories to cherish for long.
Happy Holi!

Rangon se bhi rangeen

Rangon se bhi rangeen zindagi hai humari,
rangeeli rahe yeh bandagi hai humari,
kabhi na bigde ye pyar ki rangoli,
aye mere yaar aisi HAPPY HOLI.

A colorful message

A colorful message to a colourful person,
for a colorful day,
in a colorful way,
as a pray,
that the colorful ray,
forever stay.

“HAPPY HOLI”

Have a colourful holi

Celebrating the colors
of our beautiful relationship
I wish you and your family
all the bright hues of life.

Have a colourful holi!

Blessed with all shades

Red 4 prosperity.
Green 4 happiness

blue 4 longitivity
orange 4 progress

pink 4 friendship.
May u be blessed with all shades of Holi.

Holi brings in Good Fortune & ...

Memories of moments celebrated together.
Moments that have been attached in my heart, forever.
Make me Miss You even more this Holi.
Hope this Holi brings in Good Fortune & Abounding Happiness for you!
HAPPY Holi.

All colors fall in ur life..

“ Blue is song,
Yellow is music,
Green is dance,
Red is beauty,
White is luv,
&
Pink is for joy..
I wish all these colors fall in ur life..
HAPPY HOLI :-) ”

Peace from white...

Peace from white,
Power from red,
Knowledge from yellow,
Development from green,
Luv from pink..
May this holi add all colors in ur life..
WISH U HAPPY HOLI :-)

Dipped in hues of love

Dipped in hues of love and trust , has come the festival of Holi.
"Happy Holi".

Good Wishes for a Happy New Year

Fortunate is the one who has learned to Admire, but not to envy.
Good Wishes for a Happy New Year with a plenty of Peace and Prosperity.

Wishes for Holi.

Long live the tradition of Hindu culture and as the generations have passed by, the Hindu culture is getting stronger and stronger.
Lets keep it up.
Best Wishes for Holi.

HAPPY HOLI !!

Pyar sneh samarpan dular mohabbat
sadbhawna sadvichar in saat rango ki
rahe baucchar aaj ka din laye aapke jeevan
me satrangi bahar. HAPPY HOLI !!