Men and women on earth die and go to heaven.
God comes and says," I want the men to form two queues one line for the men
who dominated their women, and the other one for the men who were dominated
by their women.
Also, I want all the women to go away so that no man and woman can talk."
Next time God comes back, the women are gone, and there are two lines. The
line for the men who were dominated by their women is 100 miles long, and in
the line of men who dominated their women there is only one man.
God gets mad and says, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created
you in my image, and you were all whipped by your mates.
Look at the only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud. Learn from
him!
Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"
The man replies,
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"I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."
Today's generation
Funny but true:
Relationship between Lovers in today's generation:
"U can touch each other .....But.....
U can't touch each other's mobile !"
Relationship between Lovers in today's generation:
"U can touch each other .....But.....
U can't touch each other's mobile !"
Pappu gyan
" If the first button in a shirt is put wrong,
then every button will b wrong."
Gr8 Lines said by
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Pappu.....
then every button will b wrong."
Gr8 Lines said by
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Pappu.....
Paths r made by
We spend our days waiting 4 the ideal path 2 appear in front of us.
But, what we forget is that,
Paths r made by walking not by waiting....
But, what we forget is that,
Paths r made by walking not by waiting....
roses 4 you
Tik Tik !!!
Please open ur door
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delevery 4 u.....
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(' ; ') , @@@
=(,,)=('')<- @@@
(""),,,("") " @@
ROSES 2 WISH U
Happy New Year
Please open ur door
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delevery 4 u.....
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=(,,)=('')<- @@@
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ROSES 2 WISH U
Happy New Year
I share with ..
I smile at whom i like,
I cry 4 whom i care,
I share with whom i luv,
I laugh with whom i enjoy,
I msg only 2 dos whom i never want 2 lose!!
miss U
I cry 4 whom i care,
I share with whom i luv,
I laugh with whom i enjoy,
I msg only 2 dos whom i never want 2 lose!!
miss U
I forget my pain
Man asked a fallen rose,
dont u get hurt wen u r plucked?
Rose replied-No, i forget my pain thinking that
i'm d reason 4 someone's smile......
dont u get hurt wen u r plucked?
Rose replied-No, i forget my pain thinking that
i'm d reason 4 someone's smile......
moments of d year
before 2011 ends let me thank all d ppl like u,
who made 2011 b'ful 4 me.
I pray u b blessed with successful year ahead.
Enjoy last few moments of d year.
miss u friend
who made 2011 b'ful 4 me.
I pray u b blessed with successful year ahead.
Enjoy last few moments of d year.
miss u friend
Fat n ugly
WIFE looks in mirror n says 2 her husband
" I look horrible, Fat n ugly.Plz say something nice about me".
Husband replies,"Ur eyesight is PERFECT....."
" I look horrible, Fat n ugly.Plz say something nice about me".
Husband replies,"Ur eyesight is PERFECT....."
Height of confidence
Many Professors were once called & were asked 2 sit in an aeroplane....
After they sat, they were told that the plane was made by their students.
They all hurried out of d plane but only 1 didnt move....
He said: "If my student made it, then it will not start".
After they sat, they were told that the plane was made by their students.
They all hurried out of d plane but only 1 didnt move....
He said: "If my student made it, then it will not start".
Learn frm a pencil
Five important lessons to learn frm a pencil.
1st, it tells u that everything u do will always leave a mark.
2nd, u can always correct the mistakes u make.
3rd, what is important is what is inside u and not outside of u.
4th, in life u will undergo painful sharpenings which will make u better in whatever u do.
Lastly, to be the best u can be, u must allow yourself to be held and guided by the hand that holds u....
1st, it tells u that everything u do will always leave a mark.
2nd, u can always correct the mistakes u make.
3rd, what is important is what is inside u and not outside of u.
4th, in life u will undergo painful sharpenings which will make u better in whatever u do.
Lastly, to be the best u can be, u must allow yourself to be held and guided by the hand that holds u....
Give me name
Girl:Ur Name?
Boy:Black Lion.
Girl : What ?
Boy:No, it means Kalu Singh & ur's?
Girl:Soft Underwear.
Boy:R U joking?
Girl: No. it means Komal Chadda.
Boy:Black Lion.
Girl : What ?
Boy:No, it means Kalu Singh & ur's?
Girl:Soft Underwear.
Boy:R U joking?
Girl: No. it means Komal Chadda.
Life is like a...
Life is like a Badminton Match.....
If you want to win,
Serve Well,
Return Well,
Play Crusial moments coolly
& Remember game starts with love all.
If you want to win,
Serve Well,
Return Well,
Play Crusial moments coolly
& Remember game starts with love all.
success knocks
Only normal people say ' success knocks ur door once.'
But achiever say ' knock the door of failure till you meet the success....'
But achiever say ' knock the door of failure till you meet the success....'
u cheat!
*1*
*SPECIAL*
*SURPRISE 4 U*
so close ur eyes
10
9
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
u cheat!
u didn't close ur eyes.
So no surprise....!!
*SPECIAL*
*SURPRISE 4 U*
so close ur eyes
10
9
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
u cheat!
u didn't close ur eyes.
So no surprise....!!
railway track
It is not necessary for good friends to meet regularly.....
Look at d lines of a railway track,
dey seldom meet or cross,
but always go a long way together.
Look at d lines of a railway track,
dey seldom meet or cross,
but always go a long way together.
size of our goal
Possibility or Impossibility doesn't depend on the size of our goal, but on the size of our faith.
Keep faith to make everything possible.
Keep faith to make everything possible.
Blood group
A Boy wrote luv letter with blood to a medical girl & said "reply is must"
Girl Replied- blood group B+
Hemoglobin- 8gm
sugar- 120
fee- Rs.80..
Girl Replied- blood group B+
Hemoglobin- 8gm
sugar- 120
fee- Rs.80..
Heart with love
Tears of eyes r valuable,
Speech of lips r powerful,
Heart with love is b'ful,
But Life with a frnd like u is more wonderful.....
Speech of lips r powerful,
Heart with love is b'ful,
But Life with a frnd like u is more wonderful.....
if u FEEL so
Everyday is special if u think so,
Every moment is memorable if u FEEL so,
Every 1 is unique if u see so,
Life is b'ful if u LIVE so.
Every moment is memorable if u FEEL so,
Every 1 is unique if u see so,
Life is b'ful if u LIVE so.
Be an *INDIAN*
28 states,
6 union territory,
613 districts,
22 official languages,
6 religions,
1000 films/yr
Gr8 diversity
gr8 Nation
Be proud to be an *INDIAN*
Happy Independence Day
6 union territory,
613 districts,
22 official languages,
6 religions,
1000 films/yr
Gr8 diversity
gr8 Nation
Be proud to be an *INDIAN*
Happy Independence Day
Cat & Mouse
In the chase between cat & mouse,
the mouse mostly wins becoz the cat is running for food & mouse for its life.
Purpose is most important than need.
the mouse mostly wins becoz the cat is running for food & mouse for its life.
Purpose is most important than need.
Why boy crying
Small girl & boy r crying together,
one man asked-y?
Girl says "My doll has broken " n
boy says "I M cryin bcz my doll is cryin....."
one man asked-y?
Girl says "My doll has broken " n
boy says "I M cryin bcz my doll is cryin....."
Eleven roses
Hold 10 roses in ur hand &
stand apposite to the mirror u will see 11 roses.
The most b'ful rose in d word is ur smile so keep.
stand apposite to the mirror u will see 11 roses.
The most b'ful rose in d word is ur smile so keep.
Vibrant, cheerful & colourful Holi
Wishing U n ur family a vry Happy vibrant, cheerful & colourful Holi.
May HOLI bring Success & Prosperity in ur Life.
Hv a fun filled Holi .
May HOLI bring Success & Prosperity in ur Life.
Hv a fun filled Holi .
Increase value
LOVE: Increase ur heart value.
SMILE: Increase ur face value.
PLEASURE: increase ur mind value.
FRIENDSHIP: Increase ur life value!!
SMILE: Increase ur face value.
PLEASURE: increase ur mind value.
FRIENDSHIP: Increase ur life value!!
Happy New Year
A NEW YEAR
A New Challenge
A New Goal
A New Optimism
A New Approach
A New Mission
A New Resolution
Wishing U A very "Happy New Year".
A New Challenge
A New Goal
A New Optimism
A New Approach
A New Mission
A New Resolution
Wishing U A very "Happy New Year".
Beautiful Quotes
3 B'ful Quotes:
1. "Deepest feelings r always felt in silence".
2. "There is no true love widout jealousy".
3. "A thing LOST is alwys valued d MOST.
1. "Deepest feelings r always felt in silence".
2. "There is no true love widout jealousy".
3. "A thing LOST is alwys valued d MOST.
Do not postpond
Do not postpond Today's work for tommorrow.....
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U can Also do it day after tommorrow......
So Enjoy Life...!!
"GREAT PPL GREAT THINKING".
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U can Also do it day after tommorrow......
So Enjoy Life...!!
"GREAT PPL GREAT THINKING".
Mobile girls
Don't luv HUTCH girls,
bcoz DOG always follow them.
Do't lov BSNL girls,
they have connections all over India:
Don't love IDEA girls, they change.
bcoz DOG always follow them.
Do't lov BSNL girls,
they have connections all over India:
Don't love IDEA girls, they change.
I know
I know so many ppl hates me, bcoz "i am not so good"-
Bt some ppl loves me bcoz they know that "I am not too bad"........
Bt some ppl loves me bcoz they know that "I am not too bad"........
LOHRI
May d LOHRI fire burn all moments of sadness & brings warmth of joy,
Happiness & Love in ur life.
Wish U & Ur family HAPPY LOHRI
Happiness & Love in ur life.
Wish U & Ur family HAPPY LOHRI
spice of life
A COOL THOUGHT-
Never make d same mistake twice.
There r so many new ones, try a different one each day.
After all variety is d spice of life......
Never make d same mistake twice.
There r so many new ones, try a different one each day.
After all variety is d spice of life......
successful Life
Life is like 3 pages of a book.
First page "birth",
Last Page "death",
centre page "empty",
So fill it with achievements
& make life successful.
First page "birth",
Last Page "death",
centre page "empty",
So fill it with achievements
& make life successful.
blessing of god
Every natural rose is an autograph frm d hands of god
n real frnd is a blessing frm d eyes of god.
you r really blessing.
n real frnd is a blessing frm d eyes of god.
you r really blessing.
Frndship is a Gold coin
"Love" is a small coin,
"Life" is a Big coin,
"Wife" is a Lucky coin,
"Lover" is a sweet coin,
but
"Frndship" is a Gold coin.
Keep it's safe.
"Life" is a Big coin,
"Wife" is a Lucky coin,
"Lover" is a sweet coin,
but
"Frndship" is a Gold coin.
Keep it's safe.
Good Night Restaurant
Welcome to Good Night Restaurant
Menu: Cool Pillow
Cool Bed
Hot Blanket
Daily served moon, stars
Discount 4 smarty’s: Free sweet dreams
Thanx, Plz visit again.
Menu: Cool Pillow
Cool Bed
Hot Blanket
Daily served moon, stars
Discount 4 smarty’s: Free sweet dreams
Thanx, Plz visit again.
keep smiling
Smile is electricity & life is battery.
Whenever u smile, the battery gets charged & a b'ful day is activated.
So keep smiling......
Whenever u smile, the battery gets charged & a b'ful day is activated.
So keep smiling......
Vandematram
A news to be Great proud for an Indian,
Our National Anthem Jan Gan Man has been declared
best National Anthem in world by Unesco-
Vandematram.......
Team.
Our National Anthem Jan Gan Man has been declared
best National Anthem in world by Unesco-
Vandematram.......
Team.
Life without frndship
Life without frndship, is like the down without d sun.
Life without frndship,is like sky without d moon when the evening has begun.
Life without frndship,is like a rose without rain.
Life without frndship, jst wouldn't be the same.
Life without frndship,is like a ship without sea.
Life without frndship jst could not be without a frnd.....
Like u for me.
Cannot imagine life without your frndship.
Life without frndship,is like sky without d moon when the evening has begun.
Life without frndship,is like a rose without rain.
Life without frndship, jst wouldn't be the same.
Life without frndship,is like a ship without sea.
Life without frndship jst could not be without a frnd.....
Like u for me.
Cannot imagine life without your frndship.
REPUBLIC DAY
The difference between what we do and what
we r capable of doing would suffice to solve most of d world's problem.....
HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY
we r capable of doing would suffice to solve most of d world's problem.....
HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY" To YOU
shocked?
Actually aaj ke din James Hawk ne dhakkan banaya tha
to maine socha har dhakkan ko wish ker doo.
shocked?
Actually aaj ke din James Hawk ne dhakkan banaya tha
to maine socha har dhakkan ko wish ker doo.
Gud relation
Gud relation doesn't need any promise,terms or conditions,
it just needs 2 wonderful people "one who can trust & one who can understand that trust"......
it just needs 2 wonderful people "one who can trust & one who can understand that trust"......
success
success is like a train ,
it has several compartments .....
hardwork,focus,luck,etc
but leading all those is the ENGINE OF CONFIDENCE...!!!!
it has several compartments .....
hardwork,focus,luck,etc
but leading all those is the ENGINE OF CONFIDENCE...!!!!
my own little universe
Sun very hot,
Moon too far,
So God gave me u to feel " I have my own little universe"
Moon too far,
So God gave me u to feel " I have my own little universe"
May god paint d...
May god paint d canvas of ur life with most b'ful colours, sprinkle peace and joy at every step u go ahead.
wish u & ur family a happy & colourful Holi.
wish u & ur family a happy & colourful Holi.
Good Night
Sleeping is not taking rest for Todays Hardwork.....
It means Gaining Energy for Tomorrow......
So sleep well....
Good Night....!
It means Gaining Energy for Tomorrow......
So sleep well....
Good Night....!
Police station
बॉय: चलोगी
गर्ल: कहा?
बॉय: जहाँ तुम कहो|
गर्ल: पुलिस स्टेशन चलते हैं|
बॉय: लो बताओ अब में अपनी बहन से मजाक भी नही कर सकता.......|
गर्ल: कहा?
बॉय: जहाँ तुम कहो|
गर्ल: पुलिस स्टेशन चलते हैं|
बॉय: लो बताओ अब में अपनी बहन से मजाक भी नही कर सकता.......|
Santa created a new
Santa created a new mail ID:
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gmail@santa.com
Google shocks......
PC blocks.....
Hacker dies.....
Virus Cries.
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gmail@santa.com
Google shocks......
PC blocks.....
Hacker dies.....
Virus Cries.
Love Vs. Friendship
"Love" is a big fire which burns all d days of life.
Bt "Frndship" is a small lamp which shines till last day of life !".....
Bt "Frndship" is a small lamp which shines till last day of life !".....
Avoid too much silence
Sometimes we maintain silence to protect one b'ful relation,
bt 2 much silence creates tears in all b'ful relations.
bt 2 much silence creates tears in all b'ful relations.
College Days
If ever u start missing college days, ur class, ur frnd circle, ur canteen
or anything abt ur colege den jst open ur MARKSHEETS sara nasha utar jayega|
or anything abt ur colege den jst open ur MARKSHEETS sara nasha utar jayega|
Nobody is perfect
Never leave a true relation for few faults.
Think jst once - nobody is perfect, nobody is correct
and at d end affection is always greater than perfection.
Think jst once - nobody is perfect, nobody is correct
and at d end affection is always greater than perfection.
Google is not God
Q: Why should we believe in GOD?
A: Bcoz there r some questions which can not be answered by GOOGLE....
A: Bcoz there r some questions which can not be answered by GOOGLE....
sms dish
Ur sms is my gulab jamun,
ur miss call is my rasmalai,
ur cal is my rasgulla,
so, always keep my sweet dish box full
I'm waiting 4 my sweets.....
ur miss call is my rasmalai,
ur cal is my rasgulla,
so, always keep my sweet dish box full
I'm waiting 4 my sweets.....
friendship forever
Time goes so fast,
life asks so much,
No wonder even best of best frnds get out of touch...?
Bt in hearts deep, true, unseen, frnship stays 4ever.....
life asks so much,
No wonder even best of best frnds get out of touch...?
Bt in hearts deep, true, unseen, frnship stays 4ever.....
You are in zoo
Roses are red, Violets are blue
Monkeys like you should be kept in zoo,
Don’t feel so angry
You will find me there too,
Not in cage but laughing at you…
Monkeys like you should be kept in zoo,
Don’t feel so angry
You will find me there too,
Not in cage but laughing at you…
Miss U
Close your Eyes,
Relax your Body,
And stop your Breathing as long as you can...
NOW BREATH......
I Miss you as much as YOU MISSED THE AIR
Relax your Body,
And stop your Breathing as long as you can...
NOW BREATH......
I Miss you as much as YOU MISSED THE AIR
Born on Government Holidays
What is common between :
Krishna, Ram, Gandhi ji and Jesus.
Pappu Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.
Krishna, Ram, Gandhi ji and Jesus.
Pappu Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.
about life
Life is one way road,
Where, u can see back.
Bt, u can’t go back.
So don’t miss anything,
Enjoy every second of life!
Where, u can see back.
Bt, u can’t go back.
So don’t miss anything,
Enjoy every second of life!
ITEM Girl
Y boys call all grls ITEM?
Coz
ITEM means MAAL
MAAL mns paisa
Paisa mns Laxmi
Or ladki to ghar ki laxmi hoti hai
To hui na ITEM
So khul ke bolo kya item hai……
Coz
ITEM means MAAL
MAAL mns paisa
Paisa mns Laxmi
Or ladki to ghar ki laxmi hoti hai
To hui na ITEM
So khul ke bolo kya item hai……
Friendship
Cute line -
Its bad that u are sad & not telling me
But…
It’s a shame on me that I know it and cant figure out whats wrong….!!!
Its bad that u are sad & not telling me
But…
It’s a shame on me that I know it and cant figure out whats wrong….!!!
Girlfriend
If u don’t have a grlfrnd,
U r missing something in ur life.
If u have a grlfrnd,
Then u r missing everything in ur life.
U r missing something in ur life.
If u have a grlfrnd,
Then u r missing everything in ur life.
how to be happy
True wrdz for life:?
“Keep urself busy with something or d other. Bcoz A busy person never has time to be unhappy…”
“Keep urself busy with something or d other. Bcoz A busy person never has time to be unhappy…”
CTRL ALT DEL
Jst 3 steps to enjoy life
CTRL+ALT+DEL
1. Control urself
2. Look for alternative solution
3. Delete d situation which gives u tension.
CTRL+ALT+DEL
1. Control urself
2. Look for alternative solution
3. Delete d situation which gives u tension.
ATM Machine
Boy to Gym coach: I want 2 impress this cute girl,
which machine should i use?
Coach: Use the ATM machine outside the gym.
which machine should i use?
Coach: Use the ATM machine outside the gym.
about sucess
Success is like a train. It has several parts... Hardwork, focus, luck etc...But leading all those is the engine of confidence!!
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